We're suckers for the endless conspiracies and the eye-rolling paranormal circumstances of ABC's hit Lost. But most guys will tell you that the real reason they're glued to the TV on Wednesday nights are the show's hotties, particularly bad-girl Kate:
In less than just two weeks, the wait will finally be over. It seems like a pop-culture eternity since we last saw fresh episodes of TV's best series -- June 2004 to be exact -- and the premiere of the sixth season of The Sopranos couldn't have come at a better time. The promotional blitz has begun, including this cool new interactive crime map from HBO, and fans of the show are being treated to a variety of teasers, interviews, and insight from the shows creators and stars. Enjoy it now, as it will be one of the last times we will get to experience this sort of pop-culture anticipation.
As with many film dynasties, commercial and critical
success often leads to sequels and spin-offs. Great films like Earnest
Goes to Hell and Police Academy 19 were only made possible because of
the success of the original. And so it is the case with this year's
highly acclaimed Brokeback Mountain.
While the NHLPA was forced to concede to a slate of new rules in the NHL this year that has toned down the violence in the sport, at least the Romanians aren't letting things like "rules" and "fines" get in the way of a good ol' fashioned stick-swinging, face-smashing, bench-clearing brawl.
If you've watched American Idol at all this season, you're likely familiar with sultry twins Becky and Jessie O'Donohue. While Jessie isn't competing in the competition, she has been by her sister's side the whole time, and was by her side two years ago when the two posed for Maxim Magazine. Get a closer look at the hotties at Maxim's web site:
You seen the subservient chicken and carwash
babes, now check out the subservient girlfriend (if only it was this easy)
and the subservient stripper. [NSFW]
I guess it could be worse. You could be living in a development called the "Crabby Pines" or the "Scabby Hole".
Think you have a demanding girlfriend or boyfriend? Does she bug you about lifting the toilet seat or hanging out with the guys too much? And for the ladies, do you get upset that he asks for you to wait until after the football game? Perhaps you should start to appreciate what you got because this guy tops them all.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Travis Frey.
One of my many personal favorites:
You are to do everything that is requested or expected of you, if you do not you are considered noncompliant. You are also noncompliant if you start something and cannot or will not finish, even if you state that you are in pain or something hurts. If you are noncompliant then you lose three times amount of GBD's that would have been given. If you don't have enough GBD's to cover the loss, then you will be tied to the bed and I will do whatever I wish to you. This will continue every night until you are ready to be compliance, at which time you will need to apologize and explain how you are ready to be my sex slave again.
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While this isn't technically an
update, for those of you that may be interested, check out the forum
thread here.
I think ApeChild.com has officially found its new mascot: meet Nikolay Valuev, a 7'0" tall, 330lb Russian boxer, who not only is the largest competitive heavyweight boxer ever, but appears as if he walked right out of a cave some 30,000 years ago, got lost while hunting a woolly mammoth, and somehow stumbled into a boxing ring.
Because we know how you love your vittles and your beer guts, feast your lardass eyes and greasy artieries on some of the "foodstuffs of epic proportions", such as the fifteen pound burger shown below at the Supersized Meals blog:
Yes, it's that time of the year again my friends, the #1 selling SI mag is now on-line. Gone are the days when you had to sneek the magazine into the bathroom... Here's to you, Mr. Al Gore, for inventing the interweeb.
While most guys just hitting puberty (or with a premature ejaculation disorder) won't last past the cover, make sure you check out Maria Sharapova's spread. Speaking of, we here at AC have admired this fine piece of Russian ass since she was 16.
In 2006, Tony Kornheiser of Espn Radio and Pardon the Interruption fame will join the Monday Night Football crew. I personally think Kornheiser is one of the greatest talking heads in the business, so this is a great addition for ESPN.
In addition, Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon will take Pardon The Interruption on the road on Mondays during the football season. The shows will air from the site of ESPN's Monday Night Football games.
There's nothing finer than watching the Super Bowl with a thick, juicy
burger in one hand and an iced-cold beer in the other. Need help
finding 1,000+ calorie artery cloggers that will put you six feet under
at a young age? Well my friends, you have come to the right place.
MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Remember the big hoopla surrounding Paris "I'm A Skanky Whore" Hilton's Hardee's commercial? Well, they now offer a Monster Thickburger which weighs in at 1,400 calories and 45 g of fat. No Hardee's in your market? You could always swing over to Jack-In-The-Box and pick up an Ultimate Cheeseburger, which "only" has 1,010 calories but packs a whopping 71 g of fat.
Rather than expanding your waist line, perhaps you want to empty your wallet. If you are in Las Vegas, swing by the Burger Bar located inside the Mandalay Bay Hotel.
...the $60 Rossini burger made with Kobe beef, sauteed foie gras, shaved truffles and Madeira sauce on an onion bun.
I've personally had the Rossini Burger and to be honest, I wasn't that impressed. My money would have been more wisely used at In-N-Out down the street.
Since the Steelers are in this year's XL contest, I have to mention the Roethlisburger, a one pounder which I'm sure helped contribute to this man's failing health.
For additional waist expanders, check out the list over at supersizedmeals.com.
At just 23 years old, Ben Roethlisberger has it made: he's young, he improbably QB'ed his team through playoff victories on the road, and will be the star of the planet's biggest television spectacle this Sunday at the Superbowl. So it makes it all the more gratifying to see that him living it up like any college kid in these undated photos from Deadspin:
